Nut King

The King of all Nuts (and Bolts)

"Dude, did you call the Nut King yet?"
"He will give us a good time."

by Tyrone Gekyume Circumcision March 9, 2019

Eye Nuts

Eye balls

My Uncle Zed burned his Eye nuts staring at the solar eclipse.

by Fuzzynuckle March 9, 2019

Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.

Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.

by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019

Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.

Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.

by Ianrayc March 14, 2019

Nut Butter

Nut butter is foul tasting butter resembling peanut butter but in no way an equal. Death to all nut butter

Some guy: Hey, iḿ on a diet where is the nut butter?
Employee: Right this way sir.

The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.

by luqerbqli March 18, 2019

nut juice

What I found on the bathroom stall last week

thats nut juice

by wooppoo May 28, 2019

j nut

To jizz in pants, while day dreaming about a jizz worthly female.

Hey bro. I just popped a J nut cuz of this gee.

by Mrals June 4, 2019