Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

Goof off

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010

Going Ham in the Turkey Factory

Going hard!(not in the perverted way)

I am going ham in the turkey factory when i dance on multiple at the same time! ;D

by beaverteaser69 December 26, 2011

Going off like a Jewish foreskin

A phrase used when someone/something is going off, which is to go crazy or to be out of control.

That party was going off like a Jewish foreskin last night!

by bear_jew October 25, 2010

Go Commit Fortnite But Without Glider

Just do it.

Yes, commit fortnite fall no glider, epic gamer moment. Go Commit Fortnite But Without Glider!

by GoCommitDeath-Pacito October 9, 2019

Flower petal merry-go-round

Special service at brothels where the customer can enjoy speed-rotating through multiple girls one after the other.

Guy 1: Dude! I had awesome time at this brothel!

Guy 2: What was it like?
Guy 1: I got with a ton of chicks! It was a Flower petal merry-go-round!

by Otaku_Jones January 6, 2018

Imma go polish my turtle

When a person feels uncomfortable in a sentence an feels the need to leave suddenly without alarming or making the other person/people mad. Also used to make your exit more lighthearted and funny.

"Aoife i heard you like Cole. But hes my ex."
"Welp imma go polish my turtle BOB junior now TA"

by aoifemxgann June 6, 2017

Get wifi anywhere you go

a copy pasta meme

Get wifi anywhere you go, HOL UP.

by Xdeveloper Published January 5, 2021