get your shit in line

A directive used to tell someone to straighten out their life. The sentence can also be modified to state that the speaker has solved their problems and/or chaos no longer dominates their life, i.e.: "I got my shit in line." The statement is an evolution of the phrase "ducks in a row."

I heard you got so wasted at Anthony's party that you came to on your ex's lawn 7 miles away two days later. Fuck! You'd better get your shit in line before you catch another case.

by Theretheir April 20, 2017

im about to get lucky

When someone is going to have casual sex.

Im about to get lucky tonight

by Mama B November 4, 2017

Get my weenie roasted

A male about to engage in sexual intercourse

Sorry bro can't hang out tonight, gonna get my weenie roasted

by Papa Oscar September 19, 2016

get out of my swamp

when you want someone to leave you in your room alone.

your room is your swamp, man.

Mom: "what are you doing in here"
Frank: "MOM! get out of my swamp!"

by BenjaminsLeftNipple February 6, 2018

Get javier horny day

Take javier for a ride if your a girl u can do whatever u want with a person named javier on nov 11th get ready girls hes all for u if he says no he will need to give you £5 so girls have fun

Anna:im getting havier horny today

Beth:whys that?

Anna: is get javier horny day

Beth:imma take him for a ride

Anna:not if i do it first

by Get yo facts right bitch November 9, 2020

dont get in my way

vipers ult that makes a big smoke in a area, its super op but has been nerfed

Viper: dont get in my way! Brimstone: This spike is impossible to defuse and my team is ded

by come on lets go November 13, 2020

Doctors get paid regardless

Again I didn't care. Some things are more important than money.

"Doctors get paid regardless"

by somedaysomehow October 24, 2023