Double Addict

Someone that is highly addicted to both Smoking and Drinking.

Being a Double Addict has put me in debt for cigarettes and beer.

by Akravo Slang March 18, 2019

double schlong dong

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus

Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong

by Analnuke April 15, 2018

Double Double

The act of taking a dump, not flushing, and then taking another dump on top of it.

Geoff didn’t want to wake up the house by flushing the toilet so he left double double in the toilet.

by BigPabloX August 20, 2022

irregular-double-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

irregular-double-second-cousin

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

double mitzvah

sex on Shabbat

Babe, nobody's home and it's a Friday night, wanna do a double mitzvah?

by who_even_is_jesus July 3, 2022

Double Wheel

Feeling rough or drained after too much socializing or mental activity.

Are you feeling Double Wheeled?

by Terminal-ator May 26, 2025

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022