1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.
As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.
by BALBOA'S BEST September 5, 2011
Get the Armenian Sleeping Bagmug. a person ( male or female) in a relationship who requires a lot of attention, nosy, always wants to be with you never gives you space and you always have to call them with and update. etc
john has to take stacy everywhere he goes because she is overly attached but he hates that she is such a sand bag
by stacy-ann October 24, 2008
Get the Sand bagmug. "Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."
"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."
"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."
by Andgorifo January 5, 2008
Get the speed bagmug. by tom May 1, 2003
Get the mixed bagmug. When a female is sucking a dudes balls then the ball sack rips. She takes your balls and starts to juggle them. Then she proceeds to shove them in your mouth in a very hostile way.
by Bartledoo June 10, 2011
Get the Colorado Bag Jugglermug. by Solomon Williams November 9, 2008
Get the MEGA TEA BAGmug. by DaddyKevinsWannaBeBabyMama September 25, 2019
Get the He’s in his bagmug.