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Allison Brakke 

She is the sweetest person you will ever meet. She loves to make fun of people but it a nice way and joking around, normally has lots of friends! LOVES to be with her friends and has such a big heart ❤️ she loves everyone well almost everyone and she is the most AMZING friend you will ever have so plz plz plz don’t ever let her go! SHE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU UNLESS YOU HURT HER IN UNFORGETTABLE WAYS!
Have you meet Allison Brakke you’ll love her
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flapston brake 

when you flap your fat juicy cock soooooo hard it starts throbbing even without any means of arousal in the immediate vicinity.
DUDEE I HIT THAT FLAPSTON BRAKE SO HARD I CAME HANDS FREE!!!!
flapston brake by suckmeplz April 1, 2021

emil brækken

me: emil brækken is so annoying
class mate: yeah he is
emil brækken by cjaksjdks May 24, 2022

Racing Brake Check 

An action done under caution right before the green flag. This is done intentional when the leader knows he is fixing to be beat by the second place car. Considered by most to be a chicken shit action.
I did a racing brake check right before the green flag dropped to get separation from second place. I won the race even though I caused them damage…

La Brea Men 

They Are Men Who Are Trust Worthy But Are Very Sly And Undereath Hoes. They're sexy asf but deadly.
For example:

Benard
Cadell
Malachi
Serryon
Brandon
Kylon
All la brea men are hoes
La Brea Men by Jackandphill January 23, 2023

Inside Beaks

Another name for nipples, invented by my childhood self.
Why do boys have inside beaks?

brown beak 

The brown beak is the tip of a turd that is just inside the butthole
Pete: hey Steve, last night Bethany let me eat her starfish!
Steve: did you get any brown beak?
Pete: sure did! The best part was corn nugget I found!
brown beak by Term-inator August 25, 2023