Beige Balls

Swelling and discoloration of testicles that give off the illusion of being beige. A product of neglecting ejaculation via intercourse. Most commonly experienced by patients who go by the name “Dave.”

Person 1: “Yo that boy get no play”
Person 2: “Yeah I know, nigga got beige balls lmao XD”

by MustardandKetchup22 January 15, 2024

Beige Balls

Swelling and discoloration of testicles that gives off the illusion of beige coloring. A product of negligence of ejaculation via intercourse, most common with patients who go by the name “Dave”.

Person 1: “Yo that boy get no play”
Person 2: “yea brother got some beige balls lmao XD”

by MustardandKetchup22 January 15, 2024

Hang balls

To stand around aimlessly doing nothing

The venue was in the middle of nowhere, so when we arrived for the concert two hours early, we had to hang balls until the doors opened.

by Corncakes January 20, 2024

Jingle balls

When a guy shoves bells up his ass in order to make people think it's his balls that are jingling when he walks

Oh man it's Christmas time, Eric is going to have jingle balls again..

by 1Life2Live January 23, 2024

Turd ballsack

When you are sitting at a 170° angle and you shart (shit and fart) and it hits the back of your ballsack. Then releasing the smell going around the penis and in the air. All while your balls have wet shit on the back of them.

I was at an orphanage and after taking a hit of mesculine I sneezed and sharted, so now it’s stinky and I have a turd ballsack.

by TheKookie81 January 28, 2024

drakes balls

Very small and always blue but never let you down, they will always give a full plentiful load of light yellow ejaculate

Drakes balls are always ready to bust

by anonymous February 2, 2024

"no balls" achievement

Made up achievement for real life, just like achievements in Xbox 360 or Minecraft:
Be challenged by "do it, no balls"? and accidentally lose your balls trying to complete it.

Pretty self-explanatory but..

A: where is B?
C: he is in hospital(
A: what happened?
C: got an "no balls" achievement
A: omfg... no balls???!

by Jakumba_ February 4, 2024