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Pity Parti

Participating in a call out of pity for the speaker
Dude, my Prof. kept asking questions and no one responded so I felt bad for him and interacted. A fkn pity parti..
by WhoopScoop9 February 8, 2021
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NKDV Party

NKDV which stands for Nationalist Kings of the German People (the original name is kn german which is spelt “Nationalistische Könige des Deutschen Volkes“) is a small German Political Party with about 500 members that believes in electing a Royal House to power every 100 years. Also instead of the Royalty having all of the power the King is at the service of the people. But can only initiate wars with other nations in Self-Defense of the German People. (According to the NKDV Constitution) they have a flag that resembles several parts of German History in order to represent the German Peoples Heritage, Culture and Stories. The details include, A Yellow and Black Background, A shield logo taken from the Teutonic Order, and on the Teutonic Order there is on 3 sides 3 colors: red, gold and black resembles the Modern German flag, and on the fourth tile is a Prussian Iron Cross and on the sides of the flag is a German Imperial Coat of Arms which represents German Monarch and History. And lastly above the Teutonic Order Shield/Coat of Arms is a crown used in the flag of Liechtenstein.
Person 1: I am interested in joining the Democratic Party. Which Political Party are you in?

Person 2: Oh, I am in the NKDV Party.
by Hendrik Fan Page May 28, 2023
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DHCP lease breaking party

A particularly-wild form of LAN party which is held by disgruntled tenants attempting to induce their upstream provider to terminate a fixed-term DHCP lease before its expiry date. The usual targets are unscrupulous phone and cable operators who lock victims into one-sided multi-year contracts and refuse to let them leave, even as they unilaterally and repeatedly raise prices for inferior service. It's like the cockroach motel, where they check in but they don't check out.

The idea is to annoy providers just enough that they suddenly beg the tenant to leave or even seek to evict instead of holding them hostage to a fixed-term which is no longer useful to a client who needs to be able to leave without penalty after having taken a lucrative job in another city.
Likely apocryphal, the DHCP lease breaking party is a fusion of three intertwined concepts:

- A "lease breaking party" in residential tenancy is a party or gathering that disturbs other neighbouring tenants enough to induce a landlord to break the lease

- A "LAN party" is a wild gathering of video game geeks which degenerates into a "rainbow party" like orgy of video game players competing to see how far down the joystick each can leave their respective lip prints; these events are associated with widespreaad abuse of LAN party drugs and overclocking on highly-customised water-cooled gaming PC's.

- A "DHCP lease" is a feature of the Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol which attempts to hold an Internet Protocol address for a predefined "lease" time so that it may be assigned to the same device when it reconnects.

These wild LAN parties often end badly, with clients going from multi homed to homeless or being bumped off the network entirely. A particularly wild DHCP lease breaking party with extensive LAN party drug use is highly disruptive to tenants of neighbouring IP addresses. An orgy of video games, online porn and bacchanalia tends to degenerate into sloppy seconds bandwidth and conditions prone to spread computer virii, but the situation with most low-rent ISP's is so dismal that client PC's have few other viable options.
by bitchuck August 19, 2025
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LB Parties

The fucking sickest parties on the planet.. All the addys get posted on twitter, and every party is lit as fuck, most of them hosted in the Long Beach area
1. Ay bruh you goin to that party?
2. Which one?
1. The one on LB Parties, it's gonna be sick as fuck
by DopeKing562 September 3, 2016
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no scotland no party

no party cos we fuckin lost bois - means ur mum is actually gay because there is no scotland and subsequently no party. as a result, there is not only no scotland, and no party, but there is also a 3-1 defeat to croatia and "no party" modric who literally lives up zidans bumhole. fuck john mcginn, jk love you please get us into the world cup. also - no scotland no party
by SlickRitalin June 22, 2021
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Party Host Rights

The rights a party host gets, including not being called a party pooper when they do something to calm it down. They have this right since they were the ones who started it in the first place.
You can’t say that because of my party host rights.
He was violating his party host rights by calling him a party pooper.
by Javatron April 14, 2021
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party favor girl

A girl who gets off on being passed around like a toy at parties.
It’s too bad he doesn’t know his fiancé is a Party Favor Girl, but just wait until the bachelorette party!
by anonymous June 12, 2023
mugGet the party favor girlmug.

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