Cats

Tiny little devils that will kill you on sight but also hug your dead body. Impossible to get a read on.

That tiny little Devil tried to scratch me! Cats are weird,man

by Tamer of cats November 2, 2020

Cats

Born to kill and fuck up your day.

A Dumbass: I like Cats.
You A Normal person: Cats are demons.

by something 1192386713 March 29, 2022

ya wee cat

What to call a girl if she looks nice
What to say to a girl to be mean but in a nice way

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by Randomuser321432154321654321 April 22, 2020

Cat

Pussy

Hey bro your mom's cat is so wet

by Imsogayforurmom March 29, 2022

That's Cat

Calling something "cat", as in "That's cat - That was cat" etc, is a pejorative term. It means that something is bad, annoying, or negative in general. And can be interchanged for the words "bullshit", "crap", "awful", and many more! Doing a little bit of research, I believe it is originally an old Irish saying, or Irish slang.

"Cat and cat malogen” as in “That’s cat or that’s cat malogen altogether.”
It means that is very bad or terrible altogether. " - From Irishcentral.com

Friend: Fuck I'm sad... I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me!!
Friend 2: Oh shit! I'm so sorry dude, that's cat!"

by El P January 6, 2025

cat

A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.

Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!

Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*

by jjprs306 June 3, 2018

Cat

Fluffy little aliens who attract creatures called "me" and "many others" with there cuteness

My cat is a spy hidden within a coat of fur

by Me bois March 23, 2021