Red-Neck-Dreaming

When your broke, living in a trailer, or deployed with turds what can ya do -Red-Neck-Dreaming!

First step in getting out of the trailer park is your dreams, red-neck-dreaming.

Larry-The-Cable-Guy would approve of these dreams.
What is that redneck M@rty Jewe!! doing up there on that tractor? Don't worry he will get back to work soon, he is just Red-Neck-Dreaming for now.
by iflyjewell September 08, 2024
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bend over like red rover

Once said by a scout leader to his own flesh and blood.. deplorable... reprehensible
Andy went after his own flesh and blood

::Cornered Michael And Christy::

Andy: Bend over like red rover!

Michael: Hold up, yo

::Horrifying screams can be heard as Michael was ass raped::
by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker November 24, 2023
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red Barry

A red Barry is when a man’s penis has been scraped by teeth during oral sex. The penis becomes red as the man writhes in agony.
It was going so well and I was close to bussing until that bitch Tina gave me a red Barry. *slowly loping back to desk*
by friskyranchhand October 21, 2023
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Read the red words

A phrase coined by TikTok celeb Jen Hamilton. It refers to the red words in the New Testament of the Bible, which are words that Jesus himself said.
You need to read the red words, you MAGA scum
by Jadyn_Sage June 15, 2025
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Part the red sea

Engaging in sexual relations with a female when she is on her menstrual cycle.
Guy 1: Man, skyler and I had amazing sex last night!
Guy 2: Did you part the red sea?
Guy 1: Yes, and it was phenomenal. It was like built in lube.
by fucklit April 26, 2024
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Red mist

Red mist is an lost episode of Spongebob Squarepants that has Squidward in it. The story of it is that Squidward is playing his claranet in his house but Spongebob is being a little baby so Squidward says "spongebob sHUT YOUR MOUTH!!" Spongebob then crys like a little turd. There is a knock on the and Squidward goes and answers it. This random scottish fish says "the red mist is coming. Later on that day Squidward is on the big stage and starts playing an ungodly song if you could even call it that. Everyone is totally pissed off because they paid good money to see him but it sounds like mr.krabs taking a giant crap. "THIS IS UTTER RUBBISH" the crowd shouts including Spongebob and Patrick. All they're eyes turn red and Squidward is really sad becuase everybody hates him now. He sits on his bed and cries like a baby and in the backround a wind sound can be heard. Then a image of Squidward with red eyes comes on the screen and he shoots himself.
Some guy: bro have you watched red mist on youtube?
His bro: nah whats that?
Some guy: its that goofy thing where Squidward goes insane.
His bro: oh yeah that was stupid.
by That red line on Youtube July 29, 2023
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