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Monkey Hero

Copyright infrigment whom stole his name from a videogame due to lack of originality: A weak warrior who uses luck and coincidence as his weapons
Monkey Hero by Anonymous September 16, 2003

monkey jumped 

Instead of throwing an arm around a girl you throw your whole body on her and you go in for a kiss with your tongue out and mouth wide open
Dirk monkey jumped Kelly in Ryan's kitchen in front of everyone.
monkey jumped by Barney Goodheart September 22, 2008

monkeydickass 

Men or women who think they have monkey balls and big nuts on a dick so you wanna kick they ass.
If you say something else stupid I'm gone kick you monkeydickass.
monkeydickass by kayla smylez April 23, 2008

Monkeyflipper 

A non-dirty version of the word 'motherfucker'. Defined as a 'useless person', or sometimes for a jackass. Can be used as an expletive or a name.

The word was coined by Internet personality Toby Mobias in 2007.
*spills coffee*
Man: MONKEYFLIPPER!
Monkeyflipper by Toby Mobias August 10, 2009

Monkeyfishy 

An amazing, down syndrome fish that was magically turned into a monkey when it saw a banana on the ground and started sucking it. The species is now very much extinct and only 2 remain in the world. Both are located in South Florida. Go to Miami Lakes Educational Center. This species in females are very beautiful, exotic, complex, wonderful, trustworthy, and just the best person you'll ever find in the world. While the males are everything the opposite of the female. Go figure.
I love my monkeyfishy Isis!
Monkeyfishy by Monkeyfishy1 November 23, 2009

monkey's hanger 

A hard sexual position to pull off, it requires three people, one holding on to something suspending all 3 people in midair, while the other 2 do a 69 while holding onto the hangers ankles. While doing the 69 one of the hanging partners reaches up and fingers or jerks off the person supporting everyone else.
Man 1, "Hey, I heard you tried the monkey's hanger last night with Jim and Jill."

Man 2, "Yea man! It was awesome, my arms are really sore though."
monkey's hanger by Typhen September 7, 2010