Your mom

the best p*ssy in the world

Girl: your mom
Boy: HAS THE BEST P*SSY IN THE WORLD

by anonymous March 23, 2022

Ur Mom

Ur Mom is a heavenly body which has mass more than a black hole and somehow doesn't collapse in on herself. Ur Mom measures about 69 lightyears in diameter and consumes anything she comes in contact with.

Person A: Did you know that Jupiter's diameter is more than 100,000 km?
Person B: Not nearly as big as Ur Mom.

by websurferoftheages March 24, 2022

ur mom

ur mom

whats old and ugly... UR MOM

by uwu kid_12345678696969 March 24, 2022

Ur Mom

Who I sleep with every night

I love sleeping with ur mom

by The mom collector March 24, 2022

Your mom

This means that your friends want to fuck your mom because she hot 🔥

Alex: hey what were you doing last night?

Me: your mom brooooooo

by Suck_ur_mom_ March 24, 2022

i did ur mom

i did ur mom

cam: i did ur mom

by Go follow kit-kat.mations yt March 25, 2022

ur mom

meaning of ur mom= something you can say to anything or anyone. ever.

example= what are you doing? = ur mom
I had veggie soup last night

i had ur mom last night

by kalina aka ur mom March 25, 2022