by Introvertly July 31, 2020
by Gibby Donate January 04, 2024
Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.
"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"
by Steamer Bean January 02, 2025
by Squish17 March 29, 2021
by Mr. Crabs lover June 27, 2024
by Mr. Crabs lover June 27, 2024
In the complex field of Churham Physics, Einstien's theory of General Relativity does not apply uniformly, causing wild swings in predictive values. The phenomenon is caused by a yet unexplained gravitational warp, discovered in late 2021 by amateur scientists in the USA. While the two systems are at odds with one another, there is an accepted conversion formula between systems:
Cu = Su*2
*Cu = Churham Unit
*Su = Standard unit
The Churham Double system has little to no practical use. It is used to convert partial units of work into full units of work without adding extra energy to a system. Calculating the Churham Double is wildly difficult due to gravity fluctuations within the Churham Influence Field (CIF). The CIF is a defined area in space-time, in the vicinity of the geographic area in north-central NC, USA. The CIF oscillates in intensity based on time of year, reaching its zenith in September. Observed CIF intensity is reduced by distance from center at a rate equal to the inverse square law (1/d^2).
CIF intensity affect subjects differently, making the conversion formula impractical outside of theoretical scenarios. The true value of events relies entirely on variables such as time of year, subject succeptability, and, of course, the warp field's affect on standard gravitational forces. Cu units are overwhelmingly higher than Su units - up to double (thus the name). A Churham Double resulting in a value lower than its Su counterpart is a physical impossibility.
Cu = Su*2
*Cu = Churham Unit
*Su = Standard unit
The Churham Double system has little to no practical use. It is used to convert partial units of work into full units of work without adding extra energy to a system. Calculating the Churham Double is wildly difficult due to gravity fluctuations within the Churham Influence Field (CIF). The CIF is a defined area in space-time, in the vicinity of the geographic area in north-central NC, USA. The CIF oscillates in intensity based on time of year, reaching its zenith in September. Observed CIF intensity is reduced by distance from center at a rate equal to the inverse square law (1/d^2).
CIF intensity affect subjects differently, making the conversion formula impractical outside of theoretical scenarios. The true value of events relies entirely on variables such as time of year, subject succeptability, and, of course, the warp field's affect on standard gravitational forces. Cu units are overwhelmingly higher than Su units - up to double (thus the name). A Churham Double resulting in a value lower than its Su counterpart is a physical impossibility.
Person 1: "I did 900 squats this morning, in 45 minutes!"
Person 2: "Are you counting in Churham Doubles?"
Person 1: "Of course I am, don't be ridiculous."
Person 2: "Are you counting in Churham Doubles?"
Person 1: "Of course I am, don't be ridiculous."
by dudewad September 13, 2022