by @redblockblocko November 15, 2020
by redblockblocko November 22, 2020
by Urbaxy December 28, 2019
Something Tom Brady always beats the people that doubt him or question him at, since they always swim back to shore first.
Something was different about that night, every time Tom Brady tried to pull away I stayed with him, then the impossible happened, he said we're too far from the shore, so I told him I didn't save anything for the trip back. He had no excuse to fail, so he started to swim back to shore and on the way he started sinking, so I took him back to the shore. It was the one time Tom Brady was not as strong as he thought, and I was not as weak as I thought. I somehow pulled the guy down to mine and everybody else's level that night. He became chicken of the sea that night.
by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
I, Vincent, would always get beat at chicken of the sea by my sister Antoinette, until one day I finally stayed out longer to the point she almost drowned, then I had to piggyback her all the way to the shore.
by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
When you eat so much chicken Parm that you fall into a food coma so deep that the simulation breaks, and reality is forgotten by all those involved.
Kyle; Yo dude you ate a lot
Skyler; back up bro, there’s about to be a chicken parmageddon up in this muh
*reality crashes, blue screen of heat death*
Skyler; back up bro, there’s about to be a chicken parmageddon up in this muh
*reality crashes, blue screen of heat death*
by Skloo April 17, 2024
Friend: Are you taking her down?
Me: Nah I think she's got a boyfriend
Friend: No bro I heard they broke up, she's a Free Range Chicken
Me: Damn Im taking that down
Me: Nah I think she's got a boyfriend
Friend: No bro I heard they broke up, she's a Free Range Chicken
Me: Damn Im taking that down
by rr12 May 01, 2023