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sum bitch pile monkey nuts

This phrase is used in place of a vulgarity, cursing, or other wordage that is not proper for use in certain areas and situations.
"Did I drop that hammer on your foot?"

"Yes you did you Sum Bitch Pile Monkey Nuts!"

-or-

"Yo man I was bangin the hell out of your sister last night!"

"Isn't that a sum bitch pile monkey nuts!"
by Milton and Alex March 7, 2008
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Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey

To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.
"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."
by Don Heflin March 22, 2022
mugGet the Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkeymug.

more fun than a barrel of monkeys

a very good time(from the the name of a toy consisting of a plastic barrel filled with flat plastic monkeys that can be hung by each others curved arms)
by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2007
mugGet the more fun than a barrel of monkeysmug.

to get the spadge monkey of your back

to have either fellatio or intercourse removing feelings of sexual tension
Geeze it feels good to get the spadge monkey off my back.
by CG May 12, 2004
mugGet the to get the spadge monkey of your backmug.

Angry Super Monkey Balls

A Feminist response to all the sick perverted shit that men do to women during sexual intercourse.
It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.
Girl 1: "My pedophile ex-boyfriend tried to get me to shave my pubes, so I gave him the ol' 'Angry Super Monkey Balls' routine!

Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."
by Sylvia Plath November 26, 2007
mugGet the Angry Super Monkey Ballsmug.

freeze the balls off a brass monkey

Statement about the temperature being very cold.

Background:
A brass monkey is a naval term for the holder that holds the cannon balls. It was made of brass and the cannon balls were not, so when it got cold enough, the two metals would contract by different amounts and the cannon balls would no longer fit properly in the holder and thus fall off.
Person 1: Holy crap its freezing in here.
Person 2: Yeah, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
by PlaceHolder August 11, 2004
mugGet the freeze the balls off a brass monkeymug.

Big fat monkey mama

A woman or feminine large man are over weight and a rude, racists, mean, fat, giving front pussy lookin ahh teacher.
Mrs.L****** is a big fat monkey mama
by Notarealperaon March 9, 2022
mugGet the Big fat monkey mamamug.

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