Skip to main content

E. Jack Ulate

Sounds Like ''Ejaculate''.
''Order For E. Jack Ulate?""
by me when: September 30, 2022
mugGet the E. Jack Ulatemug.

e-tard

When someone is being a retard over the internet.
Gamer 1: accidentally kills teammate Gamer 2
Gamer 2: YOU FUCKING E-TARD
Gamer 1:
by Nitch bass igga May 3, 2020
mugGet the e-tardmug.

E

Friend: I just broke up with my girlfriend..

Other friend: Im so sorry to hear that, thats kinda e.
by rolzapsko August 13, 2021
mugGet the Emug.

e

e
e
by Dark_sorafc April 16, 2021
mugGet the emug.

R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
mugGet the R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)mug.

Dann E.

A guy who is a cool bitch that does anything for his friends. A bit overdramatic and literally laughs at any jokes out there
Person: Omg!!! There is that guy called Dann E.!!
Dann E.: Hey bitch
by abcd12e August 6, 2021
mugGet the Dann E.mug.

E

e
e
by fumbling cow 9577 January 28, 2021
mugGet the Emug.

Share this definition