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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

Gamer Time

A period of time during which it is inadvisable to attempt to contact the male participating in ‘gamer time’ as he is masturbating. In short ‘gamer time’ is a euphemism for masturbation.

Male: *to the boys* imma turn my mic off for a bit for some gamer time

The boys: ok bro, in a bit

by Bose May 26, 2020

Part time penguin

A man or woman who is willing to glide swing) both ways depending on the economical and geographical conditions

Damn bro did you hear Emilee and Rachel were getting busy with a coat hanger? My dude she’s really a part time penguin.

by Ppleater69 February 25, 2023

time pollution

Based on the idea that pollution is "degrading the quality of a common resource", time pollution happens when someone wastes everyone's time, say in a meeting, by talking about something that is useless, uninteresting, irrelevant or purely rhetorical.

"Hey, how did the planning meeting go?" "Oh, you know Bob doesn't know anything. He just created a lot of time pollution. Everyone was just yawning and waiting for it to finish."

by angryabbott March 22, 2016

sister time

The period or time to spend time or keep company with a sister.

We need to have sister time.

by Ritacca March 24, 2023

Peepee Time

when you're in bed and she says this you know shit's about to go wiiiiiiiiiiiild

her:"peepee time?"
him:"peepee time."
her:"peepee time."
*sexy things*

by the Atmey boy July 9, 2021

Urban Time Wasting

When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.

Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?

Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.

Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!

Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?

Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.

Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?

by Mphresources August 15, 2022