Penis Heresy

Any word or phrase spoken against the one and only true lord’s Genitalia.

“Father mark, you are sentenced to a game of dick-blade for penis heresy!”

by Codedher December 25, 2019

peni

multiple penis'

some people like peni

by haygirl667 December 2, 2016

penis

my penis is very small but produces milk

person 1:last night i was tuggin on my penis and milk came out

person 2:oh did u try it

person 1:yes

by pussymanwithafatweiner March 22, 2022

I found my penis

the discoverey of your penile

EEE i found my penis

by The smallest of the peeps June 17, 2024

penis

The bump that is the size of an atom on your body

You: Dad what is this bump here

Dad: that is your penis
You: why is it so small 😞😞

by ProfessorBlack69master November 5, 2019

Penis moment

A typically cringy moment you had, usually as a child.
A moment that you didn't realize was cringy at the time but in later years makes you shudder as you think about it.

Example: emo kids posting song lyrics or quotes to social media.

A: ''hey dude, remember that time you fell in love with our teacher and stalked him online and then he blocked you?''
B:''Don't remind me ..''

A: ''penis moment lol''

by Juenyx January 24, 2024

Dallin's penis

Hugggggeee and can’t look away Dallin’s penis

I don’t have a Dallin's penis

by FadedPigeon47 March 2, 2024