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Walt Whitman High School

Whitman is the best high school in Montgomery county. Not only does it have the best education but you cannot look around the school without seeing at least one hot girl or one smoking jock. Even if we are a little overcrowded we got the best people in moco to fill the school. BCC “the hot shit school” sucks ass compared to Whitman.
Oh...you go to BCC that sucks I go to Walt Whitman High School
by Welppppppppp December 18, 2019
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Wheatland-Chili Middle/High School

The place where sad people go to do lots of drugs. If you are in the class of 2021 you are a stoner. Expect for like Luke. The hallways smell the penis sweat. The students run the school the teachers cannot say shit. The principal thinks that the rules are strict but the rules don't make sense when I can just break the rules if I want. Certain students are in the 10 percent. The most popular sport is soccer they main girls soccer. Most players on the girls soccer team are thick let me preface most. Between and during classes a solid 40-100% of students visit bathrooms to vape. Gym is a joke. A student in the school states "the first time I walked in I put my bag down and put my back to the wall then I remembered what my dad told me the first guy wants information the second guy you hit cuz he's coming to get you so I did and got the shit kicked outta me" another student says "it's like a war in there you walk in and you are immediately pushed to join gangs the gangs are based around race, race is a touchy subject in the cage."
But if your ugly bitch your shit outta luck and if you don't fit in with a gang then u sit with the smelly kids but if your fucking trans you should just leave just get out no one will be nice to you, your feeling will be fucking destroyed. By the way if you see a girl with a big ass birth mark on her face she is racist and allways carrys multiple Vapes and guns on her so watch yourself. Jackob is a bitch.
Ayy you wanna go to Wheatland-Chili Middle/High School to meet my boi nic
by The boi nic February 25, 2020
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Hendersonville Fucking High School

A school where tradition means massaging 'ol Bobby's schlong, fingering Eric til he queefs, and watching CP shoot everyone's dogs. Cuz it's the Bearcat Way!
A school where tradition, "Do the right thing!" and vape addicts earn their high school diploma
-"So where did you graduate high school Micah?"
-"Well goddamn Pete, I went to Hendersonville Fucking High School"
-"What was it like Big Mike?"
-"Shit Penis Pete, that motherfucker had 3 foot rats running around with some real cocksuckers running the school. When they weren't suspending me for going to Burger King or jumpin out the windows, I was rippin some nic in the shitty ass bathrooms with the 'ol comrades Andrew, Aaron, Bryson, Casson, and a whole lotta dumb fucks that were feining for a buzz."
-"You were suspended?"
-"Shit... I had over 100 days of ISS or OSS throughout those 4 fuckin years. They about made me a plaque with a golden desk in that motherfucker. I rolled in bitch like a fuckin joint
by Big Schlong Mike March 11, 2020
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A school where nobody heard of until you get there seems pretty good from the outside. A place where there is a synagogue church and mosque are all on the same block. Right next to the hood. People from all over the world. Where the fucking school calls your parents everytime your late to class. Where the teachers have a fat ass and wear what ever the fuck they want. Try to make us a smart school but the zoned people there are retarded. Bitches suck dick in the stairs and lots of feens there also. All in all a crazy experience. Except the gang shit.
William Cullen Bryant High School is amazing
by The real deal :) January 30, 2020
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San Juan Hills High School

A school filled with privileged Ladera kids who live in a bubble and don't know where the good beaches are at. This school lowkey sucks but at least its better than Tesoro.
"Hey you go to San Juan Hills High School?"

"Yeah, it doesn't smell like a dump like everyone else says it does."
by thiccthiccdaddy27 June 22, 2020
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A high school in Brooklyn that is competitive to get into and is located in Manhattan Beach, Brooklyn on the campus of Kingsborough Community College. Most of the teachers are nice and teach well and the students are nice aswell. There's a nice view from the windows and if you stick with the right people, Goldstein is a great school!
"Hey, do you go to Leon M Goldstein High School For The Sciences"
"Yeah, its cool but Hudson is killing me"
by hittheroad646 September 16, 2020
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Parkview Arts/Science Magnet High School

A high school with superficial students and teachers. Some say the secret to it's success is cherry picking students from other schools. Despite this, it's only marginally better than Little Rock Central High School. Students there act boujee until you expose them for eating a slice of ham and a piece of cornbread for lunch. Statistically, You're more likely to end up in a relationship with a coach or teacher than a fellow student.
Person A: "Why is that dude always actin' so sus around us?"
Person B: "I think he's just from Parkview Arts/Science Magnet High School."
Person A: "So that's why he's always on some gay shit."
by YungDaggerDiq December 4, 2020
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