smurf-cock

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it

I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

cock smoke

when a man has had so much sex in one day that instead of cumming, his dick barely blows a load.

Payne: "yo i was fuckin this bitch so much yesterday, that my last few loads felt like air shooting out!"
Dro: "yo, your dick was blowin' out some smoke, cock smoke!"

by Payne(40z&9z) September 7, 2009

Cock Eye

what you'd be if you had the skin from your circumcision sewned to hold your eyes open.

i have no idea where i am

by HappyHenry35 June 25, 2004

cock holder

Total wanker, dick head, dick box.

"You fucking Cock Holder!"

by Dim sum June 9, 2005

cock box

Another term used for the Xbox 360, origionating in Westmoreland, New York, most commonly used by fans of the PS3

Person 1: I hear your Cock Box broke again
Person 2: Shut the fuck up.

by CharlieB1212 February 11, 2008

cock ass

to recieve a cock in the ass, or to catch a cock within your anus, and or to be a complete asshole.

Wow, Gerald your the biggest cock ass ever!

by Gerald K January 29, 2008

cock pussy

it's when you have a cock and a pussy. a morfidic

he has a cock pussy and the pussy gets it from the cock

by samuri beaner January 31, 2008