chicken bag soup

A tasty delight produced by dipping ones chicken bag into a pot of water. Allow the chicken bag to simmer on medium heat for 15 minutes. Once chicken bag is pinkish, add 1 tsp. of Grey Poupon mustard, a head of brocolli, and a package of Kraft Macaroni + Cheese. Allow chicken bag to simmer along with the remaining ingredients for an additional 23 minutes.

My balls were burning after I used them to prepare chicken bag soup.

by haleyaryan December 7, 2010

Mary Poppins Bag

This occurs when a male collects a large quantity of his own ejaculate in one large container (the Mary Poppins Bag). A common use of the Mary Poppins Bag is to be tossed into an unexpecting female during their gynecology appointment - exploding on impact.

Erik: (casually) Yo I just gave Lindsay my fat 'Mary Poppins Bag' on Wednesday.
John: (disgusted) You are actually a disgusting human being... (Curious) Did you film it?

by 123allthekidsbulliedme March 5, 2019

Hook up bag

Bag a person keeps, usually in a car containing a change of clothes, underwear and or toiletries for post sex clean up. Usually the calling card of a cheating partner a Hook up bag can often be found in the trunk of an adulterer for the next time an opportunity arises so they may hide the evidence and wash away the lies.

That girl from the bar is such a slut she keeps a hook up bag in her car just in case.

by Monkeyfarts May 15, 2013

sticky steam bag

When you tbag a girl while you shit on her chest and you cum on her forehead at the same time.

Aye girl you wanna do the sticky steam bag? I gotta shit and cum.

by Trai O'Connell November 2, 2012

oral barf bag

When you go down to perform oral sex on a girl and her vagina smells so rancid you instead grip both her lips and use her pussy as a barf bag.

She must not have showered for weeks cuz when I went down on her I had no choice but to give her a oral barf bag.

by Psychostench April 19, 2023

Mexican in a sleeping bag

A bean burrito

Man 1: yo I was camping last week and there was a big fat beaner there. When he went to sleep in his sleeping bag he looked like a bean burrito from Taco Bell.

Man 2: I was there too, your talking about the Mexican in a sleeping bag.
Man 1: yeah

by Kennedy Half Dolla February 27, 2022

dipping into the black bag

taking drugs you have possession of. This is an old-school musician/junkie reference to when doctors used to make house calls, with their equipment in a black valise style bag containing stethoscope, thermometer, and, most importantly, drugs.

Man, you are nodding out and can barely stand up. You been dipping into the black bag again ?

by HankusPankus May 28, 2020