ass punt

When you sit on the toilet to take a poop and the gas in your intestines rockets the first piece of poo out of your butt. Similar to a punt in football or the last shot of a roman candle.

I rushed home because I thought I had to take a really big shit, but when I sat down all that happened was an ass punt.

by MB Surfer December 5, 2007

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to rub asses

A term used to define a situation where you are forced to be around and interact with a person that you don't like.

"Im going to my parents house for Thanksgiving; and I'm going to have to run asses with my brother-in-law."

"I'm going to work to rub asses with my idiot boss!"

"God I hate Tom. But I'm not missing Craig's party, so I will rub asses with him all night if I have to."

by Dustin Mousley December 27, 2007

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ass prince

The obsession by a person of anothers rectal cavity, usually resulting in anal sex and/or ass licking.

(Spacific discription only pertaining to males; also see ass princess)

"When Billy commented on the turd nuggets I had tangled in my ass hair, he began to pick and eat the remnants in a manner reflecting that of an ASS PRINCE."

"Georges fascination with fingering my ass and his own simultaneously proves that he is without a doubt, an ASS PRINCE."

"When Greg forcably inserted his erect penis into my anus, i became aroused and i quickly began to experience the pleasures of an exhuberant ASS PRINCE."

by Pak Zedersen May 30, 2008

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Ass-jack

Some one who enjoys anal sex

I heard that girl in the train hat is a real Ass-jack in the sack.

by guiness69 January 25, 2013

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Ass Twat

When the vagina and ass are connected by on single crack that runs completely between the legs. Also the name that people call each other when regular cuss words just arent enough.

Mark has an Ass Twat. Mark your a stupid Ass Twat!

by j3tzfan November 3, 2012

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