Second sibling syndrome

1. Always craving the attention the first born sibling recieves from parents; wanting the recognition from parents; Always striving to "one-up" other sibling, to hopefully recieve attention from parents.

2. Usually has some degree of rebel in them; mostly in the wrong when in altercation with first sibling.

3. Willing to fight to the death over petty things to show parents that first sibling is in the wrong.

4. The cure for this syndrome is when the First sibling leaves the household, therefor leaving parents to become attached to Second sibling, until First sibling returns to home for a short stay(s).

Joe: "Mom, I swear to moses Mark punched me !"

Mark: "Mom, I would never do said thing, you know that, don't you"

Mom: "Of course hunny, I can not believe I am even questioning your integrity."

Mark: " Thank you, Joe is just going suffering from Second sibling syndrome."

by TPBruso February 25, 2010

Floating Liver Syndrome

A serious illness of the rectal cavity that occurs after being gang-raped by the football team at school, where you lose feeling in your rectum. They then proceed to 'freak' inside you, flooding your innards.

"I'm sorry Mrs.Smith, the doctor tried everything he could to to repair your poor sons rectum, but Floating Liver Syndrome is irreversible. On a high note, the football team is on its way to the Championship.

by TheDragonReborn January 1, 2011

Primary Overplay Syndrome

When a band/artist is played on the radio so much that that song/artist becomes hated, even if it/they are actually pretty good. I swear, overplay is not the artist's fault, just those crappy DJs that can't get their hands on anything better to play. Victims include:
Nickelback
Creed
Hinder
Slipknot
3Oh!3

Radio-only listener: Man, I fucking hate Nickelback!
Me: Don't say that! Nickelback is an awesome band. Many people like just suffer from Primary Overplay Syndrome.

by bbtdgfan123 December 21, 2010

Louis Walters Syndrome

a term used to describe an individual who goes to any unnecessary extreme to out do any one or anything that stops them from achieving their self created goals then becomes apathetic and abandons the goal; shortly thereafter begins a new temporary obsession.

I just can't seem to stick to what I do, I think I have Louis Walters Syndrome.

by National Center of Diseases July 8, 2010

Digital Tourette's Syndrome

A form of Tourette's syndrome where the individual with the disorder expresses his or her tic through digital means. This generally results with a multimedia transmission, but occasionally is expressed using 'phonic' typed messages.

Johnny just had another tic. His text message stated "Weehaahhhhh *Flaps Arms*" He has a serious case of digital tourette's syndrome.

by Luke of Ander May 14, 2011

Office Space Syndrome

A condition which occurs primarily in white collar corporate environments where deserving, qualified employees are either passed over for promotion or have their employment terminated outright while their comparatively apathetic or indifferent peers achieve financial and/or occupational success.

Peter is frequently tardy or absent from work while Michael and Samir are punctual, reliable workers. Peter is promoted, but Michael and Samir are fired in order to cut costs. Peter has been the beneficiary of Office Space Syndrome while Michael and Samir were the victims of it.

by HaroldTheOx June 7, 2010

second-night syndrome

sometimes known as SNS. occurs when actors or tech crew in a play get cocky over their opening night performances and slack off on the second night, resulting in a horrible show.

Director: What happened tonight? This show was horrible!
Actor: Sorry, Mr Jones. We got second-night syndrome.

by anthony pazo April 27, 2007