Skip to main content

floppy fun bags

A set of ginormous saggy tit bags. When titties have lost the battle with gravity.
When I get done work, I'm gonna go home and play with my lady friends' floppy fun bags!
by Mikey Mayhem August 3, 2017
mugGet the floppy fun bags mug.

Hook up bag

Bag a person keeps, usually in a car containing a change of clothes, underwear and or toiletries for post sex clean up. Usually the calling card of a cheating partner a Hook up bag can often be found in the trunk of an adulterer for the next time an opportunity arises so they may hide the evidence and wash away the lies.
That girl from the bar is such a slut she keeps a hook up bag in her car just in case.
by Monkeyfarts May 15, 2013
mugGet the Hook up bag mug.

Mary Poppins Bag

This occurs when a male collects a large quantity of his own ejaculate in one large container (the Mary Poppins Bag). A common use of the Mary Poppins Bag is to be tossed into an unexpecting female during their gynecology appointment - exploding on impact.
Erik: (casually) Yo I just gave Lindsay my fat 'Mary Poppins Bag' on Wednesday.
John: (disgusted) You are actually a disgusting human being... (Curious) Did you film it?
by 123allthekidsbulliedme March 5, 2019
mugGet the Mary Poppins Bag mug.

dutch duffle bag

When a female’s hair is so long that it can be braided or put a pony tail, then put it in her anal cavity. Now the hair can used as a strap like on a duffle bag.
Scott is using the Dutch duffle bag method to carry around Krista again.
by Wontondingdong December 7, 2017
mugGet the dutch duffle bag mug.

eating a bag of teeth

Used to describe an repulsive, purposeless and ungrateful activity

The idea behind this expression is that eating a bag of teeth would erode both teeth as they have are equally as hard
Damn! Working with this guy is like eating a bag of teeth!
by Rimbault November 27, 2021
mugGet the eating a bag of teeth mug.

whore bagged bitch

a whore bag and a bitch all in one. you extremely dislike this specific person with a burning passion more than half the time.
emma: you won’t believe what happened.
sarah: omg what?
emma: my sister wore my green crop top to michael’s party and got gum stuck in it. she’s officially a whore bagged bitch.
by taylor.4.2.0 June 4, 2020
mugGet the whore bagged bitch mug.

Bag o' Wire

Mi nuh truss him, him a bag o' wire
by RedditAdmin August 1, 2023
mugGet the Bag o' Wire mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email