My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

Cat

They are nice animals with cute eyes. And a massive cock ;)

OHH LOOK THERE IS A CAT THAT IS GONNA FUCK YOU

by CATPERFECT May 5, 2022

Cat

The best animal ever,basically.

Simon:Dude,do you like cats?
David:No,i dont.
(Dont be like David,be like Simon.He likes cats.)

by LOLCAT24 June 18, 2018

Cat sim

The simulation of an entire season in an online league, either 2K or Madden, caused by Feline creatures laying on game controllers.

Damn man, my cat layed in my lap on the controller. We got a cat sim

by Robert Sanders of Flint May 17, 2020

Fart Cat

Skunk

Watch out, that's a fart cat.

by BSOD1969 December 20, 2022

Cat

Another word for vagina

“Damn she got a fat-cat.”

by RealJew144 February 21, 2020

Cat

A furry piece of shit
takes away all my time and money

And is a asshole

Oh my cat just knocked off all the glass on the table. then, shat on my bed. then, attacked my ankles while I was getting out of the shower. THEN, HE THREW UP ON MY LAP. THEN, WHILE I WAS SLEEPING HE PISSED ON MY FACE. but somehow I still keep him around

by Kokichi ouma kinnie February 14, 2021