Mary Poppins Bag

This occurs when a male collects a large quantity of his own ejaculate in one large container (the Mary Poppins Bag). A common use of the Mary Poppins Bag is to be tossed into an unexpecting female during their gynecology appointment - exploding on impact.

Erik: (casually) Yo I just gave Lindsay my fat 'Mary Poppins Bag' on Wednesday.
John: (disgusted) You are actually a disgusting human being... (Curious) Did you film it?

by 123allthekidsbulliedme March 5, 2019

shit bag tired

When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.

I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.

by Calgarian-man June 1, 2018

white bag ready

Dead/murdered/homicide; on the scene. White bag ready, ready for a white body bag carried by police.

If they had come at me they was gonna be white bag ready.

by A-12 terms June 2, 2018

Ball bag blitzer

Grabbing onto a set of ball bags firmly and twisting, just like a nipple cripple.

‘Man, pissed my woman off and she gave me a ball bag blitzer.’

by Nateonymous June 8, 2018

body bag sweep

Beating someone at something by the largest margin possible. Most commonly used in competitive Pokémon battling.

"Did you see, Bryce beat Ben without losing a single Pokémon?"
"That's a body bag sweep."

by brycekrispies01 January 22, 2023

Houdini bag wank

When one places themselves in a hold-all, zips it up and secures with a padlock. Once secured in the bag, you wank yourself into oblivion and finally try to escape.

Sorry I’m late for work boss, I decided to try a Houdini bag wank this morning.

by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023

Major Bag Alert

Male donkey who can’t twirl his hair and blush.

“blushes and twirls my hair :3”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”

by goofygoober1508 October 9, 2023