will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 04, 2018

Cats Music taste

Something to say when someone has a really bad music taste

Bro You have a Cats Music Taste how do you listen to this!?

by MagnumYes May 27, 2023

pussy cat on a boardwalk

A passionate filler word. Can be used for everything. Lists of times interchangeable with the word fuck.

Pussy cat on a boardwalk I want to get drunk tonight.

Damn she’s hot pussy, cat on a boardwalk.

I mean pussy cat on a boardwalk that cheeseburger looks amazing.

by pcoabwcreator May 06, 2023

cat feet

Feet that walk silently

"If you want your tenant not to have another headache, walk with your cat feet!".

by Anahid March 04, 2024

Cat Feet

Walking with quiet feet

If your tenant doesn't want a headache again, I will tell my son to walk with his cat feet.

by Anahid March 04, 2024

ghost in my cat

A time when your cat is either floating into the air or talking to you

Yo, dude, I think there's a ghost in my cat, dude

by Nightmareish July 06, 2022

Holy Cat Shit!

Angry Exclaimation.

HOLY CAT SHIT! Look at that long ass drive thru line!

by Sndromofadwn February 21, 2011