bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.
Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.
by Justplainwrong December 28, 2015
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Baltimore Duffle Bag

Shitting in a ziploc sandwich bag and then slapping your partner in the face with said bag until it breaks
I gave Stewart a Baltimore Duffle Bag last night
by Cornholio1231223 June 12, 2014
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juice bag swag

Person(s) who drink Capri Sun, and have mad swag.
"Bro you got any juice bags? Juice bag swag."
by hellabodacious February 01, 2014
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dipping into the black bag

taking drugs you have possession of. This is an old-school musician/junkie reference to when doctors used to make house calls, with their equipment in a black valise style bag containing stethoscope, thermometer, and, most importantly, drugs.
Man, you are nodding out and can barely stand up. You been dipping into the black bag again ?
by HankusPankus May 28, 2020
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Mexican in a sleeping bag

Man 1: yo I was camping last week and there was a big fat beaner there. When he went to sleep in his sleeping bag he looked like a bean burrito from Taco Bell.

Man 2: I was there too, your talking about the Mexican in a sleeping bag.
Man 1: yeah
by Kennedy Half Dolla February 28, 2022
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Bumping bags/purses

2 bottoms (male or female) having sex but there’s no penetration because they’re both bottoms.
“oh my god, that guy is so hot, i want to have sex with him!”
no dude, he’s clearly a bottom, you’d be bumping bags/purses!”
by dingusweewoo69 October 14, 2023
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roofers nail bags

Saggy boobs / tits and another phrase like spaniel's ears
Look at that set of roofers nail bags
by baabaam May 14, 2022
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