When ones mother says they may not acquire McDonald’s whilst driving past it, one responds with “out you go dumbass hoe”
Joe: can we get McDonald’s it’s right there
Joe momma: Nah fam we gotta fruit loop at home
Joe: “out you go dumbass hoe”
Joe: *throws mom out of car
Joe momma: gets ran over by thirty eight cars.
Joe momma: Nah fam we gotta fruit loop at home
Joe: “out you go dumbass hoe”
Joe: *throws mom out of car
Joe momma: gets ran over by thirty eight cars.
by Ppsucck April 16, 2018
Ken: "Hey dude I'm about to run up to publix and try and hit on some ladies, want to go?"
John: "Hell yeah, Lets go get some Mommy!"
John: "Hell yeah, Lets go get some Mommy!"
by DeathWorm May 25, 2009
A: Hey, dude, you such a cry baby! wouldn't you mind if i give you some milk?
B: Shut up, Go get jumped on!
B: Shut up, Go get jumped on!
by freakyholic July 23, 2014
1) going on dates is self explanatory. you've hung out alone on purpose. dating is when you're not going on dates with anyone else, and ***THE GUY HAS ASKED THE GIRL TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND.*** (or the girl has asked to be his girlfriend, or they decided amongst themselves that they were officially "dating"/"going out"; etc.)
2) dating is facebook official. ...most of the time.
2) dating is facebook official. ...most of the time.
Examples:
1)
Girl:"So I went on a date with Tom this weekend."
Girl's friend:"So are you dating him now?"
Girl:"No, he only asked me to go to the movies."
Girl's friend:"Do you think he'll ask you to be his girlfriend?"
Girl:"Probably not, he's a boy, so he probably doesn't know the difference between going on dates and dating, and thinks that one date means we're dating. I better set him straight."
2)
SMART BOY:"I went on another date with Lisa last night, it was really great. I think I'm gonna ask her to be my girlfriend tomorrow."
DUMB BOY:"Wait I thought you guys were dating?"
SMART BOY:"No, we've been on a couple dates, but we're not official."
3)
Boy:"Will you go out with me?
Girl:"On a date? Or dating?"
Boy:"Uhhh..."
1)
Girl:"So I went on a date with Tom this weekend."
Girl's friend:"So are you dating him now?"
Girl:"No, he only asked me to go to the movies."
Girl's friend:"Do you think he'll ask you to be his girlfriend?"
Girl:"Probably not, he's a boy, so he probably doesn't know the difference between going on dates and dating, and thinks that one date means we're dating. I better set him straight."
2)
SMART BOY:"I went on another date with Lisa last night, it was really great. I think I'm gonna ask her to be my girlfriend tomorrow."
DUMB BOY:"Wait I thought you guys were dating?"
SMART BOY:"No, we've been on a couple dates, but we're not official."
3)
Boy:"Will you go out with me?
Girl:"On a date? Or dating?"
Boy:"Uhhh..."
by informative girl November 15, 2011
by lindyloohs April 06, 2006
How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.
person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf
by JerZeyCJ February 14, 2011
What one says before performing cunnilingus on their main squeeze, preferably in a Lecter-esque tone of voice.
by Burmecion January 20, 2004