nut-scarfing

The act of draping or "scarfing" your nuts on someone, usually over the back of someone's neck.

He was nut-scarfing his balls over his enemies neck at the end of the game.

by ZERODOTEXE June 12, 2024

nut

More slangish way to say semen or say you're gonna masturbate (Dont question the sentence refrences I used for this word..)

"Bro im gonna go bust a nut" "Yea dude!! i busted a fat not on her"

by TheBestPersonWithWords November 15, 2023

Deez nuts

The thing that hangs on below you for dear life lol

Bruh can't believe I lost deez nuts

by Jffhushrgofiofo February 1, 2022

Ghost nut

A little old man sleepin' in your bed

He nütted in the bed

The ghost nütted!

And now it's time for you to nüt to this song!

Ghost nut!

by Jsospofi April 6, 2023

Sneaky Nut

The act of pulling your nuts out in front of a female and then putting them away when she notices.

Guy 1: I did a sneaky nut today
Guy 2: God really who was it

Guy 1: The chicks playing handball
Guy 2: nice what did they do
Guy 1: well i stole there ball and gave it to drew then the hot one came and asked for the ball then i showed her my nuts and said you want these balls. she started to blush and asked for the ball again then we chucked the ball down the quad .
Guy 2: Nice

by yumyumyum43 June 4, 2018

Road nut

Materbating while driving or standing stationary on the side of the road in your car.

Ary had to road nut on the highway after having eaten some pho!

by Kbnrba November 14, 2021

Numb-nut

A Numb-nut is a light-ish insult that you would call a person who does something stupid, or is stupid. Calling someone a Numb-nut is the equivalent to calling someone a dumbass or moron.

"Oh my gosh, you numb-nut! Why would you do that??"

by I suck toe for 1 dollar February 15, 2024