Distant Nut

The act of one self nutting and trying to aim the streem of sperm into one's mouth.

Person A: asks person B. If person B has done the Distant Nut

by Master designer August 29, 2025

Nuts

Other word for semen

My girlfriend , Can you suck my nuts..please

by Densetsu September 26, 2019

Dangerous Nutting

When you cover your dick in peanut butter and stuff it into a girl’s mouth who has a nut allergy. Thus causing her to have an anaphylactic shock and her mouth to swell up, tightening her grip around your dick.

She may have ended up in A&E but at least the dangerous nutting was good!!

by Legoff February 8, 2019

a nut for a jar of tuna

like racecar, no matter how you spell it, frontwards or backwards, it’s still the same.

gumball: that’s like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!
darwin: backwards!
gumball: …a nut for a jar of tuna.
darwin: oh

by a weirdo who likes tawog February 26, 2023

Slap Nut

When someone is a slap nut they are a big beefy idiot

"Be quiet slap nut"
"what did you say nigga"

by anonymous March 11, 2025

spooky nut december

the three best months in one

It is impossible to complete spooky nut december

by ReetusYeetusFeetus December 9, 2019

nut bluff

Pretending to nut in a woman’s vagina then pulling out and then busting a nut on her face.

Bro she totally called my nut bluff last night.

by onionpapi August 25, 2023