Matija's mom

A mature woman that sexually pleases all that she comes into contact with. Unlike a normal whore who charges for the act, she just enjoys the experience, and so performs them for free.

that whore was so crazy, she was just Matija's mom.

by Najjaci lik November 20, 2021

Ur Mom

“Ur Mom” Is someone that whoops you with a flip flop. Everyone has one. If you don’t then your an alien.

Ur Mom Whoops You With A Flip Flop.

by noodlechat November 20, 2021

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

ur mom

ur mother

haha ur mom

by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 20, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is still funny

them: what are you doing?
you: ur mom

by yabadabadooba November 21, 2021

Ur mom

The hottest person on the planet

“Bro ur mom is so hot”

by user60965784 March 7, 2022

your mom

the largest object in the universe

your mom

by fjhsduhifu March 7, 2022