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I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo
I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon
by 5G-Star December 4, 2019
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O U otter B kidding me

Friend: I want you to write the definition of this word in Urban Dictionary.
Me: O U otter B kidding me!
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021
mugGet the O U otter B kidding memug.

kids

I eat kids for breakfast.
Police - you're a fucking cannibal
by Kas? November 8, 2022
mugGet the kidsmug.

Chromebook Kid

A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.

Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”

additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Person A: Have you seen that one guy?
Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid?
Person A: Yeah……
by skibussy toolet October 1, 2024
mugGet the Chromebook Kidmug.

Ballon kids

a group of crackhead homosexuals with a token straight and absolutely no will to live.
they also may have a strange obsession with the movie IT.
wow, they are definitely ballon kids.
by KarateGirl October 15, 2020
mugGet the Ballon kidsmug.

Kid

A very tasty morsel of flesh usually weighing around 45-110lbs
Person1: look a kid

Person2:my faveroite
by Cyf ym b October 18, 2022
mugGet the Kidmug.

World War kid

A no life individual that constantly has to bring up war history
by Jones Burlingtun May 14, 2022
mugGet the World War kidmug.

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