simp

a man who does or says something for a woman solely because she is a woman that he has feelings for but when it is not reciprocated back to him equally by her

the simp purposefully altered his workday routine at his workplace to make sure to be around her at a certain time in hopes that he would find something relevant to talk about with her just so he could talk to her despite her never showing any initial signs of attraction towards him

the simp was extra kind towards her only because he found her attractive

the simp spent his evenings thinking about her despite never even having sex with her

by secretrandompseudonym November 16, 2024

Simp

Suckers idolizing mediocre pussy

“Damn she fine and she does these crazy things on (insert nsfw site here) let me send you a link”

*Friend looks at spicy content*

“My guy this stuff is basic there’s nothing crazy…you’re just being a simp”

by NilesBándido December 12, 2024

Simp

Someone who has no value, A worthless individual, A non-contributor, Someone who is undesirable, A fool. A loser.

He cannot be served, he doesn't have anything to offer. He is a simp.

by Darkcyde December 22, 2024

Similinalogy

Taking two similar things and making an analogy of them.

An example of using a similinalogy would be like saying a Wolfe wearing a sheep's clothing and a brunette with a blondes hair tone.

by anonymous January 10, 2025

Simp posting

When a person posts shitpost or memes that use sexual references or straight up porn that is considered Simp Posting

Scott uploaded a meme that used a screenshot from a porn movie he was Simp posting

by Fin Cann January 19, 2025

Simp

Acronym : Subservient sissy wimp
Définition: A pathetic man that kisses a woman's butt for attention and approval.

The pathetic simp would make a fool out of himself by doing anything for the girl he admires, including kissing her ass.

by The Galavanter January 27, 2025

Simp

You

You are a simp

by S1m0n 14 January 19, 2026