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Fam Kid Paragraph

3 or more sentences typed out on a social media status containing 3 or more punctuations.
Acetone likes to type out fam kid paragraphs when he is up in his juff feels
by Mconë August 23, 2018
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foundation kid

A student from Year 10/11 that is doing Foundation Tier GCSE. A lower tier of entry for students who don't have the ability to do a better paper.
He is a foundation kid. He got grade 3 in his Maths and is doing the foundation paper.
by breadtam1234 December 14, 2023
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List of OTHER reasons your kids are dead

Reason 1. Mentally Retarded. You're all mentally retarded. This leads you to interpret the information you receive incorrectly and/or causes you to deliberately misinterpret information. That is you being a retard.
Reason 2. The YouTube Filth. They are solipsistic vermin and your dead kids aren't even real to them. They CHOSE death for your kids and they did it with glee. They are not sorry. There were only 2 options here for them and they chose the child murder option and NOW... Now they are desperately trying avoid their own culpability in a crime they went out of their way to participate in and WERE WARNED would result in the murder of an indefinitely number of children. I mean, Cody Johnston and Katie Stohl weren't even involved initially! They wanted to jump on the hype train and join team child murder! And they did! Amd now the kids are dead... But! They're "sorry." So...
Reason 3. Not listening to your betters. I'm Hym. "Your better." That's me. I told you the child murder would occur. I told you what to do to stop it. You didn't listen and now you are burying your kids. You are trying to blame ME for YOU not listening to me. I proposed multiple solutions. You rejected all of them and then tried to game the system.
Reason 4. To protect a charlatan. How many lives are you willing to sacrifice so that a charlatan doesn't have to tell the truth if he doesn't want to? How many kids have to die so he can continue to pretend?
Hym "And there is my list of OTHER reasons your kids are dead. I could go on but I'm sure you get the picture. I'll just leave you with this. The people who have the most to gain or lose or the people who the most militant in just blindly being against me are the ones who deserve the most blame and have been amd will continue to be the most vocal in their Sunk Cost Fallacy. Your kids are already dead. They don't want to destroy their own lives the way they DESTROYED YOURS BY LETTING YOUR KID GET MURDERED JUST THERE IN THE EXACT WAY AND FOR THE EXACT REASON I FORETOLD! WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE. THE THING THAT HAPPENED WAS THAT! THE YOUTUBE ANIMALS GOT YOUR FUCKING KIDS MURDERED! THEY DIED A COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE DEATH AND THE YOUTUBE FUCKS ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE! And that is the difference between me and a YouTube freak. I won't pretend to care about your kids. They will. Now, they are going to pretend they didn't get your kids killed. And I won't."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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Monterey Kid

Employee's Children; an unique group ages 35-newborn; part of the Monterey Boats Family; Friends who communicate and share different things between our parents; Loved by all
I'm proud to be a Monterey Kid! My mom works at Monterey Boats.
by The Monterey Kid May 18, 2017
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try youtube kids

try youtube kids is a annoying pop up that happened because youtube was found guilty by COPPA for stealing kids data and now anything relating to cartoons or no swearing will sentence you to try youtube kids which prevents you from commenting on videos
person 1: oh wow i havent seen adventure time and avatar the last air bender in awhile let me comment on how cool this is *scrolls down* aw fuck me sideways and call me daddy i can't comment because of try youtube kids
by i eat doors March 23, 2024
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Stanley Kids

defined as Kids from Stanley district in Hong Kong, Shit kids from a shit hole suck your mum, dressed in a white T, white forces, black BAPE shorts with a sling bag on, bowl cut talkin bout "where the hoes at" when its a Wednesday night and they are in lanks underaged tryna leech off of some grooming geeza with a table in TAZ, DI or China bar, dad makes 500,000USD per year minimum, mother is an active member of DB mums Facebook group, talks about being a trapper or really in these streets when the last time they got in a fight they ran away or called triads after getting slapped. Island kids in general pipe down
"look at those stanley kids, jumping the binman"
by BBCHK January 19, 2022
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Ramp Kid

a ramp kid is person that hangs around ramp (located in Brisbane directly across from albert street church near King George Square) and are seen by the rest of the scene as annoying pricks, rapists, drug addicts and just generally bad people. in the scene the term ‘ramp kid’ is used as an insult. a lot of these people have moved to churchie which is directly across the street and claim to be different (they do give you free cigs sometimes though)
ugh they’re such a ramp kid
by Googly Gunk February 23, 2024
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