Cat Bath

As I understand the term, a cat bath is pretty much synonymous with a whorebath. In that it basically involves a washcloth, soap, and a sink. Also, I believe it may be British slang.

"Dude! My, shower head was clogged, so I had to cat bath in the sink to de-funk my willie."

by AssSpelunkingCockMaster July 19, 2018

cat

a furry animal that will meow

My kitty cat hurts.

by lil kitty 123 July 20, 2018

Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

Cat

A four legged creature made out of fur they can be very cute but can also be very annoying for example when you are sleeping and they jump to the bed and start walking on you also they spit out fucking fur balls

Cats Are Complete Jerks

by Why Werent Done 6 July 27, 2018

Cats

Okay, so imagine a small, carnivorous, usually furry house pet with a long ass tail and alien eyes that may seem all sweet and cuddly at first, then imagine it turning into a heartless fucker that think it’s slick shit ignoring you, scratching you, pissing on stuff, thinking it rules the entire house, treating you like nothing more than its bitch and licking its fat ass all day. Yeah, that’s a cat.

Girl: So do you like dogs?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rabbits?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Mice?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rats?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Monkeys?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Pandas?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Cats?
Guy: Fuck no!

This is just a joke. I love cats and in fact have 2 of my own. Please don’t kill me.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Cat

Not a dog

Definition of cat: not a dog

by Plottwistbitches August 3, 2018

will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018