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butt fuck nowhere

The middle of nowhere.
A small isolated town.
A boring town or city that should be electively bombed until it is no long there.
If the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere.
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
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straight butt sex

1. The act of a man inserting his penis into a womans ass. Not to be confused with gay butt sex.

2. (Rare) The act of a woman inserting a dildo into a man's ass. This is considered to be a form of gay butt sex in some circles.
1. Harry was tired of Sarah's loose vagina so he decided to stick it in her butt for some straight butt sex.

2. Sarah rammed the 10 inch blue dildo up Harry's ass for some straight butt sex that some would consider kinda gay.
by Harry Zonka October 19, 2008
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butt crack sex

girl face down,using honey or olive oil. place 3 tablespoons at tip of crack,spreed her cheeks allowing to coat pathway.straddle her,running cock along floor of her crack,enjoy
by viking48 February 24, 2009
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Butt Fucking Quitter

Phrase derived from Team America World Police - Some one who quits at an important time in a queer or gay monor. - also meaning a pussie.
Don't Be such A Butt Fucking Quitter Johnson!
by Milton-Dj-Fury September 8, 2008
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Butt Cluster Bomblets

You already know what this is...it's when you're trying to take a massive dump and the turd bomb reaches the sphincter only to release tiny little bomblets. They usually are responsible for that machine gun poop that splashes your ass. It feels like you're pooping Raisnettes.
Mikey: Man, I must've flown over Hiroshima in my previous life.

Mo: Why would you say that?

Mikey: Cos I just killed the camode with my butt cluster bomblets!
by Mikey the Panda August 4, 2008
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elongated butt crack

a medical condition that makes it almost impossible to find pants that cover your butt crack. no matter how hard you try to hide it, that crack just always sticks out.
Look at that girl crack! she must have that weird medical condition known as the elongated butt crack! poor girl.
by rachaelwiegand June 23, 2009
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Rayan Nauman Butt

A gay guy who raped a fat ass sleeping.He failed a grade and dates girls younger than him. He got beaten up and was crying so he was given a lollipop and sent home
Holy shit use your butt plugs, its Rayan Nauman Butt.
by Binod August 11, 2020
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