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fuck you with a rake

A phrase similar to fuck you/me with a chainsaw. A colourful way to express your displeasure with someone. Colloquially, it is most often used between friends, when you are disappointed with their behavior but still retain affection for them. Sometimes used to imply that you really

don't give a fuck about that person.
"freddy! you said you would water my plants while i was out of town. you didn't and now they're all dead! fuck you with a rake, man!"
"dude, fuck you with a rake. if you're going to borrow my car the least you can do is refill the gas tank"
" Greg cut my hours so i don't qualify for benefits; fuck that guy with a rake."
" ah man, fuck me with a rake; i had to wait in line two hours at the dol and then they closed before i could renew my license."
by PuckGoodFellow March 5, 2016
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you can't beat it

Person 1: Wow that's a great deal on that broccoli.
Accomplice: Yep, like a sore dick.
Person 1: What??
Accomplice: You can't beat it.
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you are already dead

Omae wa mo shinderiu.
Some anagonist: Your fist are as strong as a mosquito'
Some protagonist: You are already dead( omae wa mo shindeiru)
Some antagonist: NANI?!
(LOUD EARRAPE NOISES)
by anonymous February 21, 2018
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i will ruin you

An enraged individual with a personal vendetta towards someone else. The byproduct will certainly be social humiliation or at some extremes...death.
"You just fucked my ex boyfriend? I will ruin you." - Nicole
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you got osheshnored

an expression used by fat white albino children on the internet instead of the very popular term Pwnt or Owned.
you got osheshnored bitch
by frmchs311x September 7, 2007
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Do you like the

by Funny guy 8361 July 2, 2022
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you are in your bollocks

A Dublin phrase used to express that you don't think someone will do what they just claimed they would.

"Are" can often be replaced with "will" or "would" depending on the context.

If the "you" is changed to "I", the "your" should be changed to "my".
John: I'm the biggest legend in my class.
James: You are in your bollocks!

John: Paddy is an arsehole, I'll kick the shit into him!
James: You will in your bollocks!

John: Paddy said he would beat you up if you keep slaggin' him.
James: He would in his bollocks!

John: You'll get the shit kicked into you by Paddy.
James: I will in my bollocks!
by rosser2k9 March 8, 2009
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