cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

cat in the box so much meow

Commonly used by threat actors referencing the popular hacker “Waifu” AKA TicketMaster hacker.

“My cat has so much meow in its box”
“Your cat has NO meow in its box”
“Cat in the box so much meow”

by meowkitymeow December 11, 2024

A cat's minute

Precisely one minute

I'll be back from walking the dog in a cat's minute

by Notdannygonzalez May 26, 2017

Channel-Catted

The sexual act of taking a mans genitals as a whole into one's mouth.

Man, she channel-catted me last night...Woot!

by Echo5Hotel March 7, 2019

Cat wish

The opposite of a catfish. For example, they look better in person than on instagram or snap

You’re such a cat wish😍

by Wavae April 9, 2019

burying the cat

Female {masturbation by insertion of an object.

Leslie: "Hi Kristy. I thought I'd call to see what you're up to."
Kristy: "Well, Tom is gone on a fishing trip, so I've been burying the cat for four hours . . .".

by Robbster October 20, 2017

cat

the cat is here

cat

by nanang floppa August 7, 2023