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by Scrufflorrd June 26, 2023

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Fart Silencer

The technical name for a thong.

I ate a lot of beans last night, but I should be okay at work today. I'm wearing a fart silencer.

by elliot_ June 25, 2024

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Fuckin’ Farts

The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.

I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.

by Assdickmcfuckface March 13, 2022

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sniffing a fart

a sour countenance

Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.

by cutthecards December 12, 2023

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fart funewgan

simple phrase said to replace derogatory sayings.

Oh fart funewgan! I locked my keys in my car!

by Honeybee89 January 31, 2010

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The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything

Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018

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