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fumemba cheese

Girl1: wow that guy really chewed cheese last night.
Girl2: you mean he ate your fumemba cheese
by davethestick April 11, 2016
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Dick cheese

Dick cheese: an insulting name to shout at an unsuspecting stranger in public
Ex: "Hey you, yeah you! The dick cheese with the hat! Yeah, fuck you!"
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Dick cheese

Dick cheese: an insulting name to shout at an unsuspecting stranger in public
Ex: "Hey you, yeah you! The dick cheese with the hat! Yeah, fuck you!"
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Kuhn cheese

The cheese in which comes from the vagina crack of a dickhead. It is spread on toast every year in celebration of I'm a dickhead honour day.
Hey bro, I can tell that under all those layers of f**kwitness you have a thick layer of Kuhn cheese..
by Pickle2403 August 19, 2016
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Blue Cheese

(n.) Little lumps of a white cheesy smegma mixed in with blue toilet water cleaner. Usually occurs when your dick is so long that it touch da water.
My boy Eric's dick touch da water. Splash. Splash. Dick head look like a pirate ship sailing the deep blue. Making dat blue cheese, doe.
by ChimmyChummy September 14, 2016
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Karma Cheese

When you go down on your best friend's ex-girlfriend and find unpleasant residue in her vagina.
I ate Kimberly out and got some nasty Karma Cheese.
by Ninikins November 11, 2016
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Cream cheese and jelly

When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.
My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.
by Michael A Hunt November 21, 2016
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