Cat Clause By Proxy

Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.

For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"

"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
by Guulagg October 06, 2024
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hot cat sex

sex with a cat. the cat licks your pussy
hot cat sex is very fun
by Griefing Services October 30, 2023
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Cat Waster

A male who is monumentally successful in engaging in coitus with a large number of female partners. Clearly an allusion to going through pussy like people change their socks.
"Wow! Eric lost a shit ton of weight and got his ass in the gym and muscled up. That guy's a fuckin' cat wasting *machine* now!" <or> "That guy's super popular with the ladies...he's a real cat waster.."
by silentsabre March 09, 2012
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cat frogger

When you use a laser pointer to get that god damn neighborhood cat to run into the street.
"That's it. It's time. It's time for cat frogger, I can't take it anymore. That cat and its meowing. All night. Get the laser pointer and have that fucker run into the street.
by sirfiggin April 16, 2016
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Meggy Cat

by rock eater November 05, 2021
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Cat Girlfriend

Sundew
by Henry K. Winters April 02, 2024
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Club Cat

A club cat is a lady that loves going to clubs and parties every night .These type of ladies are usually found at clubs with very tight and skimpy clothing and there usually seen dancing with there friends or other guys .These type of ladies are very promiscuous and they never leave the club alone sleep with a different guy every night .Club Cats go to clubs 7 days a week that what they live for .They often hangout in groups and there always dancing nasty on the the dance floor or always getting drunk .They only come out at night .
Jessica you go to the club everyday you are such a club cat .

You don't want go with that girl she a club cat .
by dummydawg July 17, 2011
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