fyoozhn's cat

it's like schrödinger's cat, but it never dies because fyoozhn isn't an evil bastard.

Wow! I'm so glad that no cats were harmed in the thought experiment of fyoozhn's cat.

by fyoozhn October 30, 2025

Cat

A fluffy animal, it likes to kill birds, mice, rats, and squirrels. It likes to make a weird noise called a "hiss" that it'll make when it's mad or upset. But they can be cute. And they could be a fucking annoying fluff-ball.

Girl- my cat kept rubbing all over my leg before I left!
Girl 2-Well, my cat gave me a dead rat, I saw it as a gift
Girl- Ew wtf

by RandomPersonIsHere February 12, 2021

cat

georgenotfound.

person1 = do you like my cat?
person2 = thats georgenotfound..?
person1 = do you like my cat

by blablablabalabalalaa<3 July 29, 2021

CATS (FELINES)

A cat registry or cat breed registry, also known as a cat fancier organisation, cattery federation, or cat breeders' association, is an organisation that registers domestic cats (usually purebred) of many breeds, for exhibition and for breeding lineage tracking purposes. A cat registry stores the pedigrees (genealogies) of cats, cattery names, and other details of cats; studbooks (lists of authorised studs of recognised breeds), breed descriptions, and the formal breed standards (a.k.a. standards of points or SoP); lists of judges qualified to judge at shows run by or affiliated with that registry; and sometimes other information. A cat registry is not the same as a breed club or breed society (these are specific-breed organisations that may be affiliated with one or more registries with whom they have lodged breed standards in order to be able to exhibit under the auspices of that registry). Cat registries each have their own rules and usually also organise or license (sanction) cat shows. The show procedures vary widely, and awards won in one registry are not normally recognised by another. Some registries only serve breeders, while others are oriented toward pet owners and provide individual as well as cattery memberships, while yet others are federations only deal with breed clubs or even other registries as intermediaries between the organisation and breeders.

look CATS (FELINES)

by Zoey Leggott December 13, 2018

Cat Tongue

A dry hand job

Shirley and I were having fun until she gave me a cat tongue

by Blazer Caybo November 13, 2025

Cat Trick

When you jerk off a male cat 3 times in the time span of a day.

My right arm sure was tired after I did the cat trick with Gary Lazereyes!

by Matthew Creveling February 4, 2021

tree horse house cat

A tree horse house cat that likes to eat stars and ducklings.

That is a real tree horse house cat!

by 347 Hello there March 3, 2021