Yankee Doodler

It's when you eat macaroni off the erect phallus of a gentleman stripper.

Do you put salt in the boiling water for your pasta before you use it in the yankee doodler, or not?

by The Yankee Doodler Enjoyer June 13, 2022

Yankee

Yankee (n.) — Informal: A habitual male masturbator; one who "yanks"/partakes in "yanking" way too much for their own good.
Also see: Wanker.
Obsolete: originally referred to Americans, especially from the northern United States.

New: Fuck off wit' your circlejerk invitation, John, y'all just a bunch of yankees.
Old: Those bloody Yankees will put cheese on anything if you ask them.

by MattsterWilford April 30, 2025

yankee

Just like a quickie, except you're by yourself.

Went home last night, had a yankee, and went to bed.

by TheMadProfessor April 27, 2020

Dirty Yankee

A intercourse type of act done between two men or women, Where you have intercourse with someone from the Southern States, while covered in dirt on your knees and shoulders, or even mud. (Usually only done in America).

"Man did you hear? That girl's pretty good at giving people a Dirty Yankee!, I got one yesterday, It was really hot but weird."

by RedMantis2077 July 27, 2021

Yankee Dankee Doodle Shite

n. a person who's shit at a certain skill, or a flat-out asshole.

Gordon Ramsay: Fock off you, you useless fucking sack of yankee dankee doodle shite...

by thewhitewenderstrikesback January 30, 2025

Yankee Tax

A Yankee Tax is an added fee applied to especially to, but not always, to {Yankees}, or other outsiders in the South, that locals are not asked to pay, due to their behavior, demanding attitude, or general rudeness. The Yankee Tax is usually paid by the Yankee either without knowing it, as Yankees believe Southerners are all stupid, or reluctantly, as when they feel they have no choice.

Example #1: (at a Yard Sale)
Local: How much is this bike?
Local #2: $30.
Yankee (rudely interrupts, takes out $30 from wallet): Hey, I was looking at it first!
Local #2 (looks at money): Sorry, did I say $30- I meant $50!
Yankee: That's a Yankee Tax!
Example #2: (renting a place):
Yankee Caller ( from out of state area code): How much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord (answers the phone): You ain't from here, are you?
Yankee Caller (gets offended): I'm from New Yawk!
Local Landlord: $1000 a month, plus two months deposit, plus a credit score of 740, plus no pets, and utilities
Yankee Caller: The ad said $900- that's a Yankee Tax!
Yankee hangs up.
Local Caller: Hey, how much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord: You know Billy Williams- you sound just like him!
Local Caller: Yeah, that's my daddy!
Local Landlord: That'll be $850 a month, plus deposit- but I'll take half the deposit down! Y'all got any pets?
Local Caller: Three coon dogs!
Local Landlord: Well, I hope they like a big backyard!
Example #3 (At a truck stop)
Yankee Customer: Hey, I been sitting here five minutes, I want to place my order!
Local Waitress: Hold on just a minute...
Yankee: I want my coffee now, and is the milk soy?
Ten minutes later...
Yankee: Why's my bill say $4.99 for a cup of coffee?
Local Waitress (shrugs shoulders): That don't include tax!
Local Trucker: That's a {Yankee Tax!} (laughing)

by The Confederate Wordsmith October 7, 2019

Yankee

Any U.S. American who originates from somewhere north of Dallas and east of Louisiana.

Those pompous, ignorant Yankees pronounce pecan “PEA can” instead of “puh-COHN” and they call cars “caaahs”.

by CyberTex November 25, 2021