wizard turd

renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious
look at the wizard turds playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement
by the necromancer June 21, 2013
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fighting the wizard

An expression used to describe a hopeless struggle. (i.e. you'd need magical powers to win)

Man I'm trying to study but I just keep fighting the wizard.
by Bradford286 February 06, 2008
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Talking to the Wizard

A term used to describe the tunnel vision or stars and colors one might see during a high intensity Crossfit workout.
Athlete: <working out insanely hard>
Coach: YEAH! GO HARDER G...wait, what's wrong. Why are you just standing there starring off into space.

Athlete: Dude, I'm talking to the Wizard.
by bgoldstein March 29, 2010
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Wizards beard

When a Male shaves all his pubes, except the hairs on the ball sack, giving the subtle appearance of a wrinkly old wizard with a long beard.
Friend 1: when you manscape, do you shave your balls too?
Friend 2: of course dude.
Friend 1: I never have, I'm too worried I'll cut myself.

Friend 2: This bitch got a wizards beard!
by HG2016 September 27, 2019
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Horney Wizard

Every young girl on the internet has at least one horney wizard aka a guy who gives her really good life advice but also sends her a pic of his dick.
girl 1: you seem so much better today
girl 2: yes I am! my horney wizard really helped me out.
by votme March 18, 2021
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Wizards 101

A stupid ass little kid game (10-5 Years old) Where you cant say slang or Curse. You play with Stupid ass cards and you can purchase gift cards that are a waste of money and get you a new fucking pet?! Really, get a real mother-Fucking pet.
Little Boy:"Hey, Have you played Wizards 101?"
Man:"Yea, That shit sucks donkey dick"
by A Idiot -> robert M. Thompson January 30, 2011
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wizard's council

when one receives oral pleasure (generally a male) while playing world of warcraft.
many a battle he had fought, the great wizard battle weary, so beneath his desk a wizard's council was held.
by aether_tron May 18, 2009
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