Wii bulge

When you’re wearing a wii controller and hit someone with it and then do heroin

I gave that girl a fat wii bulge the other night..

by Puff dragon October 13, 2018

wiiings

the ability to live forever

red bull gives you wiiings

by the god of 7's October 26, 2022

Wii Iron

Muscle and flexibility gained from playing Wii

Eddie - Jake has gained muscle lately
Bill - He plays Wii all the time...
Eddie - Yeah, He must have some Serious Wii Iron

by Jake Ballou October 13, 2008

Wii Theory

The theory that children of divorce almost always own a Wii

“Of course your parents are divorced! haven’t you heard of Wii Theory?”

by Shakespere4Real July 25, 2025

I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".

I own a Wii U.

by MindLockAERO September 15, 2022

Wii Balance Board

A Wii accacory that can weigh things and detect their balance and has a maximum weight of 330 lbs

The Wii Balance Board is used in some Wii games

by Pat1225 August 23, 2018

Wii U

The Wii U is a handheld console created by Nintendo.
Many people claim that the Wii was superiour without realising the Wii U has a Wii Emulator.

And Mario Kart 8.

A: hew do you want to play the Wii U
B: no shut the fuck up nobody likes that bullshit
A: it has a Wii emulator
B: oh

by a doorhandle April 16, 2023