Quid pro crow

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.

Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”

by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023

Withery Crow

A state in which you are Farting and Vomiting at the same time.

"Holy crap dude ... on the way here I totally elapsed into the state of the Withery Crow!"

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022

crow

An acronym that stands for "Current Resident of the Whitehouse", to be used by those people who are not able to make a direct reference to President Trump.

I am not sure what the CROW has in mind, but his recent Muslim ban has caused a huge issue throughout the world.

by Nipple master February 1, 2017

Mr. Crowe

Foot

Mr. Crowe like foot

by Dollify Tomboy September 12, 2020

Crow's Nest

The padding of toilet paper one puts around the toilet seat in a public restroom.

That toilet seat must be really nasty because the Lasr guy left a crow's nest.

by Reimancts August 11, 2018

Woke Crow

Left wing, Democrat who employ the "Jim Crow" tactics from the historical past of the Democratic party.

We have entered the “Woke Crow” era where left wing Democrats have re-weaponized their past “Jim Crow” tactics.

by MinnWhoDat April 10, 2023

Crow

Ugly bitches with annoying voices who sound like crows always in your ear

It’s live but there are so many crows here I gotta go.

by Paniniman June 23, 2019