heavener wine 

When your fucking a big titted girl and make her cum into a wine glass then make her drunk mom drink it like its wine.

I went over to my friends house and their mom pissed me off so i gave her some heavener wine.

heavener wine by longdong69 October 3, 2007

Nut wine 

A glass of beer (or any cold alcohol beverage for that matter) that you serve to someone and they drink it unaware you dipped your nuts in it moments ago...

If it was a martini though it culd be either a nut-ini or a balltini, either works...

Guess what a Fartini is...

At a party:
Guy "How'd you like that Nut wine, Shirley"
Shirley "It's okay... but i don't taste the nuts..."
Guy titter titter
pause, the penny drops
Shirley "EURGH! Oh my God, you put your sweaty balls in this didn't you?! ACK! You're fucking disgusting!"

Nut wine by cha cha chaa September 15, 2010

arabian wine 

A term for coffee and beverages of the like. It was a common term in Europe. Arabian wine is best enjoyed with biscotti or cigarettes. Like other drinks, be sure to enjoy Arabian wine responsibly.

Starbucks, Caribou Coffee, and Dunkin' Donuts all sell Arabian wine.

arabian wine by hm9833 September 11, 2013

West Virginia wine 

This beverage is normally served with dinner or special celebrations it comes in many flavors and can be adjusted to the individuals own taste and preference.

West Virginia wine
(examples)
•Pabst Blue Ribbon & Grape Juice
•Moon Shine & White Grape Juice
•Jack Daniels & Mountain Dew (reserved for the rich.)

West Virginia wine by kokopellie February 23, 2011

white wine 

The teenage girl's kryptonite.

Stacey never paid me much attention even though I'd wanted to bang her since the 3rd grade, she was always so prim and proper. Then last Friday night I bumped into her at the bar and being a gentleman I offered her a drink.

4 white wines later she turned into Audrey Hollander it was like Jekyll and Hyde, but with sex.

white wine by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

mexican wine 

a six pack of budweiser and a pack of dorritos

budweiser and dorritos are the only things mexicans eat

mexican wine by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Chocolate wine 

The act of consuming discharge following anal intercourse.

Oh Honey, your chocolate wine tastes heavenly!

Chocolate wine by Lover Blubber July 10, 2010