weinerface

1. To suck at life
2. Dork
3. Goofball

1. I can't believe you got a 50 on that test, you're such a weinerface.
2. You weinerface! Don't do homework instead of watching Zoolander!
3. You're such a weinerface, calm down and get in to bed with me....right now....

by G$ March 1, 2005

weiner steamer

when a chick takes a poop on your weiner when doing her in the butt.

Dude, i was goin to town on this chick in the butt, and she took a weiner steamer all over me.

by MPU 2071 January 4, 2008

Weiner Whacker

A person who whacks their weiner forcefully.

Tommy your such a WEINER WHACKER.

by Wenis Whacker123 October 10, 2008

weiner drizzle

When you have to take a piss and your almost to the bathroom but your "weiner drizzle's"

Oh shit! Oh shit im so close... damn it not again
Weiner drizzle!

by right_above_it March 8, 2011

flying weiners

when a girl isnt satisfied she rips a guys dick off and throws up in the air then it flies to jesus.

"That girl just tore off my penis and it flew away!" It went to Jesus as a flying weiners

by penis flyer April 5, 2010

Weiner-Sleeve

Any female, human or otherwise, usually living sometimes dead that has a sexual orfice capable of receiving and storing a penis.

Erik tells me his dog makes a good weiner-sleeve when the wife is away.

by ChezzaFentoozler September 15, 2009

weiner express

a slut. also known as a number seven

"Hey Joe I think we have a weiner express up ahead"

by Jessica L December 14, 2008