Ur mom

Ur mom

Ur mom fat

Ur mom gay

by DuckDuckGoToThePolls December 15, 2019

Ur mom

It means the person who birth you
You dumb fuck if you didn’t know that ur slow I. The head

Me:Hey Kyle is that ur mom
Kyle: yes that is

by I’m a bored kid December 15, 2019

ur mom

The worst insult to ever be heard

Person 1: ur mom
Person 2: *dies*

by Jfjendjcndke December 18, 2019

ur mom

ur mom gae

ur mom: gae

by dinonuggetsdiedandrevived December 31, 2019

Ur mom

Usually a female parent that is married to a man, but wee all know that she is g a y.

Haha ur mom gay dude!

by pooo1od January 16, 2020

ur mom

1. Ur mom, also your mom or your mum, is commonly used as a random phrase.

2. Ur mom, also yo momma or yo mama, is a joke made often. Usually, the person telling the joke is not trying to insult the receiver's mother.

3. Ur mom is the dead woman whom you're insulting. Even though you didn't mean to, you still insulted her.

1. literally any teacher: "Please read the next paragraph."
nervous me: "Uh.. uh.. UR MOM!" *runs out of class in fear*

2. joke teller: "Ur mom's so fat she couldn't even enter Walmart!"
receiver: *laughs nervously*

3. joke teller: "Ur mom's so stinky even the garbage couldn't handle her!"
receiver: *tearing up* "Dude, my mom's dead.."

by hitman bang January 17, 2020

UR MOM

the person who gave birth to you
thinks their right all the time
makes u clean ur room
whoops ur a s s for no reason

Your cool friend: yo, UR MOM kinda sucks at this game!
You: I know
Your cool friend: wanna come over to get away from UR MOM?
You: ya bro

by taytaysuckssheabitchfromhell January 21, 2020